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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Destroy all robots</description><title>Emptyage</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @emptyage)</generator><link>http://www.emptyage.com/</link><item><title>I am sick today, and cranky, and in no mood for stealth advertising: http://tinyurl.com/6aolx5</title><description>I am sick today, and cranky, and in no mood for stealth advertising: &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/6aolx5"&gt;http://tinyurl.com/6aolx5&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40894709</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40894709</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:41:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Full Disclosure: This is Spam</title><description>&lt;a href="http://emptyage.honan.net/mth/2008/07/full-disclosure.html"&gt;Full Disclosure: This is Spam&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Westly"&gt;Steve Westly&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He’s the guy who had he won the Democratic primary would be governor of California right now. He also was an Ebay founder, and now he’s a venture capitalist who focuses…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40890904</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40890904</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:55:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you are making music only for yourself, you don’t release it. While it’s true that an..."</title><description>“If you are making music only for yourself, you don’t release it. While it’s true that an artist does not owe his fans the music they want, he does, in fact, owe them quite a great deal, and he lies if he says he isn’t making music for them. Because it’s the listeners to whom an artist owes the right to self-identify as an artist. They gave you that job. It is for them that you make music, not yourself; only artists of whom no-one has ever heard have any right to claim that they “don’t make music for other people.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/2008/07/innocent_question.html"&gt;Last Plane to Jakarta | Innocent Question&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The same is true for writers, I think.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40886650</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40886650</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:08:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Expired-Tired-Wired</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/culture/culturereviews/magazine/16-07/st_wte"&gt;Expired-Tired-Wired&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Two of these were mine. Can you guess which?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Hint: I’m really, really tired of tinyweb2cupcakeseverywhere!, and a long, long time ago, I wrote &lt;a href="http://dir.salon.com/story/tech/feature/2004/04/26/gmail/index.html"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40874177</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40874177</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:54:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/U4AL323QvazbhrooVqcNiW79_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40873038</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40873038</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:45:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Dear Kanye … in the spirit of rap therapy like “We’re All In The Same Gang,” I want to share a scene..."</title><description>“Dear Kanye … in the spirit of rap therapy like “We’re All In The Same Gang,” I want to share a scene from the 1989 movie “Teen Witch.” This won’t be news—you know the power of hip-hop. This scene, though, really shows how rap can unite us and let us blow off steam without resorting to violence or caps lock.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;I’ve certainly disagreed with Sasha Frere-Jones in the past, but &lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/sashafrerejones/2008/06/dear-summe.html"&gt;his reference to the single greatest scene in one of the more ridiculous cult classics of all time&lt;/a&gt; is probably enough for me to grant him the status of Best Pop Music Critc Ever. (via &lt;a href="http://jimray.tumblr.com/"&gt;jimray&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40858168</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40858168</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:19:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>identi.ca is down but instead of a failwhale it just showed me a naked picture of Richard Stallman...</title><description>identi.ca is down but instead of a failwhale it just showed me a naked picture of Richard Stallman when he was younger and, well, you know</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40856713</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40856713</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:10:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Google Releases Talk For the iPhone </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.webmonkey.com/blog/Google_Releases_Talk_For_the_iPhone"&gt;Google Releases Talk For the iPhone &lt;/a&gt;: Dope!</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40855750</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40855750</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:01:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Jesus hurt my back</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://slowpoke.tumblr.com/post/40772595/jesus-hurt-my-back"&gt;slowpoke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I took care of Jesus today.  He was three years old.  When I lifted his little body onto the gurney to go down to surgery, it hurt my back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My back was tweaked by Jesus.  But he was cute.  He was scared when we lifted him, and when it was all over he comforted himself, settled back down into his morphine fog and whispered, “All done.  No more.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40855584</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40855584</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:59:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Nick Finds Love At Chevy’s on Vimeo</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1270659&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1270659&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1270659&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nick Finds Love At Chevy’s on Vimeo</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40845209</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40845209</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:36:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Went to bed sick, woke up sicker, and now I’m angry at germs</title><description>Went to bed sick, woke up sicker, and now I’m angry at germs</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40840397</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40840397</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:55:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Instead of waterboarding we should subject Qaeda operatives to innumerable speculative diatribes...</title><description>Instead of waterboarding we should subject Qaeda operatives to innumerable speculative diatribes about BB vs VB. I certainly feel tortured</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40741837</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40741837</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:32:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(via bstriddy)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Vzb9LQWu0axuxnfqxyDPmicJ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tellingcompulsion.com/"&gt;bstriddy&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40728500</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40728500</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:18:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/U4AL323QvaxumassoJeLsAQ0_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40727622</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40727622</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:05:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The San Francisco Hell’s Angels were raided this morning. JoeMFBrown has SWAT-action photos:...</title><description>The San Francisco Hell’s Angels were raided this morning. JoeMFBrown has SWAT-action photos: &lt;a href="http://icanhaz.com/angels"&gt;http://icanhaz.com/angels&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40707242</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40707242</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:06:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Newsweek vs. your I.Q. (via Mat Honan)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/U4AL323QvawzddthmEvqjM1V_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Newsweek vs. your I.Q. (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/honan"&gt;Mat Honan&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40640089</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40640089</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:30:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Fedex satchell full of crazy (via Mat Honan)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/U4AL323QvawrlzegB9YQbaM0_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fedex satchell full of crazy (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/honan"&gt;Mat Honan&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40620934</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40620934</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:53:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>That went fantastically well; @leolaporte is such a pro. Listen up right here: http://twit.tv/natn</title><description>That went fantastically well; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/leolaporte"&gt;leolaporte&lt;/a&gt; is such a pro. Listen up right here: &lt;a href="http://twit.tv/natn"&gt;http://twit.tv/natn&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40608268</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40608268</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:38:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>ben:Wow, I never knew this, but Pixar included some of their...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5hI1du-sHQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y5hI1du-sHQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bengold.tv/post/40598489/wow-i-never-knew-this-but-pixar-included-some-of"&gt;ben&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow, I never knew this, but Pixar included some of their later characters in their older movies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WALL-E was in Toy Story!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40601995</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40601995</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:36:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Getting ready for a guest appearance on Net@Night, and thinking I may need a drink first. Or two....</title><description>Getting ready for a guest appearance on Net@Night, and thinking I may need a drink first. Or two. And a vicodin. Also some ecstasy.</description><link>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40601700</link><guid>http://www.emptyage.com/post/40601700</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:33:13 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
