We just got a copy of Mathew Honan’s new book, Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle, which is based on the goofy website of the same name, and which is a kind of perfect summary of how Certain People really love their President Barry a little too much.The inspiration for all this was Honan’s wife or girlfriend or somebody who, prior to constantly talking about how great Barack Obama is, was always talking about her previous fad/addiction, which was riding a bicycle. “Barack Obama is your new bicycle,” Honan told her, cruelly, and then ran off to write a quickie book.

Ken Layne - Wonkette: A Goofy Book For Obamatards

Full disclosure: I bought Peyote buttons and Adderall from Ken Layne in the men’s bathroom of Golden Gate Park for decades.

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