Even though we’re in the same fucking time zone as the Games, the Pacific Coast still gets a poorly executed replay. How many times do I have to hear that outta tune Arab Strap mumble, or get told that if I eat MacDonald’s or drink Coca-Cola I’ll totally be like an Olympian rather than die of hardened arteries and/or type II diabetes? Oh wait, clearly not enough. Nothing-But-Commercials is like the George W. Bush of broadcasting. So not amused.
