Second Annual Ocean Beach Polar Bear Club

Ocean Beach, January 1, 2012

The ocean is great, right? It’s big and wavy and wonderful and smells delightfully briny. Let’s all go jump in it on New Year’s Day.

What?
On January 1, at 12 noon, let’s all go jump in the Pacific Ocean.

Where and when
We can meet up at 11:45 on the beach, at the Judah intersection. Afterwards, we can head up to Judah for hot beverages and camaraderie. I’ll bring the whiskey.

Who is invited?
You. Also other people.

What should I bring?
Yourself. Something to warm you up afterwards. A Towel. A sense of humor. The ability to swim. Seriously, the ability to swim.

Can we have a campfire on the beach?
Not technically.

Have you done this before?
Yeah, it was great.

Can I wear a wetsuit?
You can do whatever you want. But no.

I mean, sure. Of course. Wear a wetsuit. Do what you gotta do.

(But no.)

Will there be T-shirts?
There should be T-shirts. Let’s make T-shirts! Who can make T-shirts?