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Fever Dream of a Guilt-Ridden Gadget Reporter

Not sure I’ll ever top that lede. 

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  3. meganwest said: truly amazing piece.
  4. youngmanhattanite said: Oh man. Because it seems like a regular lede at the beginning, but hey you drop the ‘s’-word! Brill.
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