“vote for me because my inexperience at running this town is not as great as his experience at ruining it.”
I am all of the tired. Slept horribly last night, to the point where I’m not even sure if I slept at all, except for those ten minutes where I had a dream I was running for public office and the above quote was my campaign slogan.
I will be stopping at Starbucks on the way to work today and getting whatever they call the big coffee with seventeen shots of espresso.
Stealing this.
(Source: openareas)
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thekeri said:
The big coffee is called the “giantass,” pronounced “gee-AHN-tahs.” It’s a little-known secret size, like the “tinyass,” commonly referred to as “short.”
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mattdoucette said:
Can you send that to Mat Honan?
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blatherlikeme said:
Its actually a brilliant slogan. It just puts all the feeling of someone being crooked take without actually saying so.
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